H.I.P R.E.P.L.A.C.E.M.E.N.T

H.I.P    R.E.P.L.A.C.E.M.E.N.T
Okay, say it.
Hip replacement.

hipliperpracemenNoNO!! HipRepraNO!

Okay. Lets try this again. Slightly slower this time. Hip...replacement.
Hip-pilip-refraArghh..

Slower? Okay. Lets try this.
H..i..p?
Hip.
R..e..p?
Rep.
P..l...a..c..e?
Place.
M..e..n..t?
Ment.
All together?
HipLipPrasement!

I think i might just have some serious left brain-right brain miswiring.
I've tried so hard! (i am NOT quoting a gay song.) Maybe its a unique talent?
For all those who have been patient, it is truly appreciated. :)
(and not just here.)