Someone else's Special

This is for you. You- you know.

She's tall, dark. Very handsome.
He's dark.

End of story?
Not quite.
It keeps ending, never happily ever after. And then restarting, never happily ever after.
We want to bang their heads together, until she's disillusioned enough to think she's pretty, and he gets out of Lucy in the sky with diamonds. No gunmen, okay?

I don't need to know. I don't need to see.