Eels really are slippery. They mustn't be allowed to slide out of tanks.
Mice should not be placed on top of cars.
Fish can be suicidal.
Hamster babies should not be confused with chewing gum.
An extremely hot water-heater in an aquarium can boil the fish.
Rabbits should not be dropped on their heads.
I had a momentous childhood. I lack the same pace now.
I have a bunch of exciting stories that you haven't heard.
My pets are in good condition.Do not fear.