Things I probably will not do

After much thought, I've reconciled myself to the fact that there are a couple of things that probably just will not be able to do in my lifetime, in spite of really wanting to. It makes me incredibly sad, sometimes.. but at least i no longer live in denial and false hope.
The list is-

1. Climb a mountain
2. Play football for the country
3. Win a Michelin star
4. Sing in key
5. Travel to the moon
6. Hold a lizard
7. Become a Vegetarian
8. Be a guerrilla (specifically, the zapatista army. But then again, they've been relatively non-violent off late.)
9. Make the perfect brownies
10. Roque SantaCruz

But on the other hand, I might still be able to live in Mexico, open up a quaint little cafe with delightful food at very good prices, run a marathon and.. ahem.. Gael Garcia Bernal.